Hey, Lieutenant, no time for procedures! Just point a light and we will smash it to pieces, pronto.

- battle of Zargabad

The truth is, we were only pretending to be drunk, Sir. Can't tell you more, the op's still classified.

- from the archives of Military Police, Quantico

Driver, you have a crevasse ahead! Shall I scream 'Geronimo', or does the cavalry have something more appropriate?

- training exercise in Karzeghistan

Warmonger, I see armor near the tower, distance 2000, permission to engage. And please no garbage about tower being your position, over.

- during the defence of FOB Arizona